Thursday, October 23, 2008

ApocaLypstick

While the Neanderthals in the Republican Party want to keep the majority of women chained to the bed or the stove, they apparenly can't keep their own womenfolk in check. After throwing a virtual straitjacket on über-bitch Ann Coulter during the past year, the GOP now has to deal with new shrieking harpies who have emerged to take her bat-shit crazy place.

Sarah Palin has become kryptonite to John McCain's campaign. Her unrepentant ignorance, incendiary rhetoric, and airheaded know-nothingness are proving to be a huge millstone around the Republican ticket's neck. When it comes to The Sea of Stupidity, she has on deep-water diving gear and weights.
  • These are a few of the laughers gathered by (gasp!) Fox News.
  • Another site, 23/6.com, has been keeping a videolog of Sarah's deer-in-headlights comments and rants.
  • Here is her infamous checkbook online statement.
  • On Wednesday, she proclaimed that "the vice president is in charge of the Senate." Oh, really? I leaned in fourth or fifth grade that the VP merely casts the deciding vote whenever there is a 50-50 split on a vote, which rarely happens. I guess they didn't show Schoolhouse Rock in beauty-queen school.
  • She couldn't come up with one coherent idea when asked for examples of man-made causes of global warming.
  • During a recent campaign rally, she asked notorious bigot/homophobe Rev. James Dobson to assemble "prayer warriors" to ask God to intercede on her ticket's behalf.
  • She referred to certain parts of the country as being "pro-American" and others as being "anti-American."

Then, on the heels of all this verbal quicksand, comes Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann, who last week called for an investigation into the "anti-American" connections of Barack Obama in particular and Congress in general. Amazingly enough, the MSM actually did their jobs and got on her like ugly on an ape. The GOP has since disingenuously denounced her and pulled its money and campaign ads on her behalf. At the same time, her Democratic opponent, Elwyn Tinklenberg, is being showered with donations as a result of her fanatical comments. A seat that the Republicans considered safe is now very much in play.

Thanx loads, girls! Hugs and disses!!!

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